Anthony "Tony" Soprano

[Private to Ralph]

We gotta talk.

[/Private]


People leaving all the time, no fuckin' bathrooms, weird stops in Disneyworld, for chrissake... this place ain't exactly what I would'a expected from purgatory. I mean, where's the angels? What about cleansing fire and all that other shit you hear about in the Bible? No one ever said anythin' about being stuck on a big boat in outer space with high-falutin' assholes people tellin' me what to do.

It's not exactly like I'm just mezza morta here either, any of us. You kiddin' me? Us inmates all died - buon' anima - I mean Jesus Christ, what the fuck, and this's what we get?

Okay, I ain't new here or anything. It's the luck of the fuckin' draw. Whatcha gonna do, right?

I gotta tell ya, though, it's still a fuckin' disappointment.


[ooc: Yes, he's gone back through and crossed out most of the swearing. Ladies responded and he felt bad.]